(POP NEWS) Stahl Missing; Caine trapped; Bieber; Ellen; Bristol; Obama!

• LOST: Terminator 3 Star Missing!

• DISSED: Crew Locks Michael Caine in Attic Overnight!

• BABY: Lazy Eye? Blame Justin Bieber Hair!

• Seriously: Donald Trump calls Cher “a loser”!

• DESERVED: Ellen DeGeneres to Get Twain Humor Prize!

• TARGET: Bristol Claims Threats After Gay Marriage Critique!

• HISTORIC: The Newsweek covers that didn’t get picked!