(POP NEWS) Jessica Breaks; Bad Actors; Beware; Xbox; Levi's Gun!

• AT LAST: Jessica Simpson Finally Gives Birth!

• BLAME THE WRITERS: Why Bad Actors Do Well on TV!

• REALLY: Woman Bites Dog!

• ORDERED: Germany Bans Xbox, Windows 7!

• Coming Soon: Rambo 5, This Time in Mexico!

• BIG GUNS: Levi Johnston Naming His Next Kid After a Gun!