(POP NEWS) Gaga Banned; Travolta's Quickie; Smoking cures Gay-ness!

• BANNED: Indonesian Cops Nix Lady Gaga Concert!

• QUICKIE: Travolta allegedly gave "Kenickie" a BJ!

• DISSED: Cannes Ripped for Shutting Out Women Directors!

• CURE: Smoking Makes You Straight And Therefore Honorable, Say Maine Haters!

• SPARKLE: Marie de Medici Diamond Fetches Dazzling $9.7M!