(POP NEWS) Brady's New Look; Evangelista's BIG Ticket; SpongeBob; Just Demi; GAP goes GAY!

• SMOKIN: Tom Brady has a new look!

• BIG TICKET: Evangelista SAYS Lover Told Me to Get an Abortion!

• REALLY: Bachelor Host Soon to Be a Bachelor!

• TRAGIC: Bear Who Went to College Killed by Car!

• Critics Agree: Avengers a Blast! 

• DROWNING: SpongeBob Ratings Sinking Fast!

• WHORE: Courtney Love Gave Up Rights to Kurt's Image for Cash!

• OFFICIAL: @Mrskutcher Switches to @Justdemi on Twitter!

• PRICELESS: 2 New Little Prince Pages Shed New Light on Book! 

• SMART: Lost Parakeet Tells Cops His Address! 

• Diagnosis of the Day: 'Tanorexia'! 

• GREEDY: Spirit Airlines to Charge $100 for Carry-Ons! 

• DEATH OF MIDDLE CLASS: In Today's America, Death of a Salesman Is Dead!

• BE ONE: GAP's New Gay Ad!