(Politics WEEKLY) Santorum OUT; Romney's wrath; Obama Defends; Hilary Joins IN!

• KARMA: Rick Santorum Drops Out!

• POINT: Ann Romney Hasn't Worked a Day in Her Life!

• TOO SOON: Michelle Obama Defends Ann Romney!

• CAT NIP: Let's Please End This Phony 'Girl Fight'!

• PAYBACK: Planned Parenthood Sues Texas!

• CHEATER: John Edwards Repays $2.1M to Taxpayers!

• BITCH FEST: London Mayoral Candidates Out-Gay Each Other; Brian Paddick Talks Bullying!

• LOW DOWN: Gumbel Was Embarrassed by Today 'Co-Host' Palin!

• NOT TRUE: Paul Ryan a Centrist? Pure Myth!

• IN: Clinton Gets In on Text Meme Joke!