(POLITICS WEEKLY) Romney's Beard; Racist Bachman, Rubio on TOP!

• CLEAN: Why don’t politicians today grow beards?

• PAR=TAY: 21 Prostitutes May Have Visited Secret Service Hotel!

• RACIST: Bachmann: Obama 'Waving a Tar Baby' on Gas Prices!

• KARMA: Newt Gingrich Bit by Penguin!

• TOPS: Marco Rubio, I Do a Good Job as VP...'!