(Politics WEEKLY) Obama Grabs a Guinness; Romney Passes on Medicare and Stumbles; Game Change Wins; Santorum Wins; Hilary 2016; Blago; Viagra; Assange!;

• ROOTS: Obama Grabs Guinness for St. Paddy's Day! 

• PRO-GOV: Romney willll Get Rid of Planned Parenthood!

• LOSER: Romney Stumbles in Fox Interview!

• OZ'd: Jail-Bound Blago Says Goodbye!

• GOLDEN: GOP Handing 2016 to Hillary! 
  

• HIT: Game Change Draws Biggest HBO Audience Since 2004! 

• Sandra Fluke: Name Calling Won't Silence Us!

• HATE: Santorum Wins Alabama, Mississippi!

• TIRED: Vets Rip Flag With Obama's Face!

• UNITED: 6 Female Politicians Go After Male Masturbation, Viagra!

• Xpress: Santorum: Time to Ban Pornography!

• LOSER(S): Republicans Brace for Brokered Convention!

• STAR: Julian Assange to Run for Senate in Australia!