CULTURE: How to Score, by The Situation!

Wondering what helpful advice Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino could possibly impart to you in his upcoming book? The New York Post has some answers: Here’s the Situation will include ab maintenance tips and, of course, all that he’s learned about women, including:

“The best sex is often with a grenade [an ugly woman]—because she’s so grateful.”

“Chicks do dig guys with shaved legs … maybe they’re into the Michael Phelps look.”

“Before any chick gets into my bed I make her slide into a 200-degree Jacuzzi to sterilize any microbial bacteria that might endanger my health.”

And the prayer you must repeat before going out clubbing: "God grant me the stamina to satisfy hot chicks, the courage to deny grenades, and the wisdom to know the difference."