Paris Hilton: That Purse? Way Too Cheap to Be Mine

For someone who just got busted on a cocaine charge, Paris Hilton doesn't seem too concerned. Sources tell TMZ she's "not worried about it," and the only reason she's upset is "because it wasn't her substance," says her hairstylist, who adds, "She would get up and hug someone in a minute and leave her purse around," which would, of course, give someone an opportunity to slip drugs in there. The Sun has an even more believable reason the cocaine couldn't have been hers: She's reportedly claiming the purse it was found in is too cheap to be one carried by Paris Hilton, says a source.
It was "by no means up to her high fashion standards," says the source. Paris took a moment last night to issue her first post-arrest statement, via Twitter of course, thanking her fans "for all the love and support you are giving me." Meanwhile, her boyfriend and fellow arrestee probably isn't in so great of a mood: Cy Waits was fired from his Las Vegas nightclub gig, and Paris's parents are "flipping out" over how much they dislike their daughter's beau.