CULTURE: Jersey Shore Guidos on Strike

Sad news for Jersey Shore addicts: The cast is unhappy with their contracts and striking until a better deal is reached. They’ll do appearances instead of filming scenes for the third season, TMZ reports, so perhaps you can get your fix at a mall near you. Or you can check out Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s upcoming book (yep, another cast member apparently knows how to read and write), which the New York Post describes as “self-help.”

Here’s the Situation, out in November, will only help you, though, if you’re looking for “ripped abs” and “grooming” tips.

That's showbiz, kidz!